The Epic Beard Man

By Lane Kerans on 6:24 PM

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A little over a month ago I was magically whisked away into a realm of danger and adventure, stuck in a land of fantasy known only by the name of 'Hyrule Temple', and there I was forced to brutally engage in battle with dozens of deadly, sadistic creatures with monstrous super powers, just hoping that someday I'd be able to find my way back home and update my blog...

I had my cell phone on me the whole time but couldn't really make many calls. Unfortunately Verizon doesn't get that great of service out there. With all of the fireballs and laser guns and ass kicking going on around me it was hard to find time to document the occasion, but I was able to take this quick snapshot of the place right before plummeting to one of my deaths.


Yes, I said one of my deaths, implying that there are more than one. Here on earth, you die once and that is it. We all know this. But in Hyrule, somehow after dying you immediately get brought back to life and dropped right back into the middle of the battlefield. It's shocking at first but you eventually get use to it. There's only a certain amount of lives you can have though until you're finally dead, so it's not like being completely invincible, but it's still sort of an advantage when you're dueling for your life on an island in the sky. I died like 12 times up there! It was always such a downer though when I would work my ass off to get a kill, and then finally once I got it the character would all the sudden be right back there with full health and everything ready for his next attempt at visciously destroying me again and stuff... it was terrifying and exciting at the same time.

Everyone agreed to pose for a picture really quick before combat. These are the cold-hearted bastards themselves.... some of them look sweet but don't be fooled by their appearance, they're all merciless, diabolical monsters who kill just for the sake of killing...


BUT HEY!!! That's all over and it's behind me now. I fought and killed them all and now they're dead. Except for Kirby... I kept him. So anyway, yeah, that's why it's taken me so long to update the site!


Let's end this post on a good note...........



Peter Raffin - 'God Save the Label'





It's Peter!! Hahaha who would've that that the guy who tried kicking out my car window five or six years ago due to his newly acquired facial hair tickling him and 'running up and down across his face' would still be killin' it on the skateboard today!?? I miss that guy it's cool to see that he's doing good. Here's a picture of Pete the next morning after his facial hair attack.




Still looks a bit traumatized... Anyway, Peter's the man and this is a sick video part so I had to post it up.

Later everybody (meaning Kevin) and tune in next time!