Movie Art

By Lane Kerans on 3:14 PM

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I was just Stumbling around on the web and came across all these pictures. Pretty much the best movies of all time. I thought I'd post 'em up for you all to see. I don't think I need to title them. If there's any of these that you don't recognize, you obviously have no frame of reference and should go do your homework..... click the images to enlarge.










The name of the artist is Justin Reed. Visit justinreedart.com to find more of his work.

Autopsy Report

By Lane Kerans on 7:07 PM

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I'm in the middle of some Photoshop homework right now but I'm taking a little break because I haven't gotten around to updating the blog in a while. Just wanted to put up a really quick one to show that I haven't forgotten about you...

I heard this on the radio this morning. Very inspiring. With the economy as it is these days, it's good to know that people are getting by. Listen and learn my friends.

Heineken Collection

By Lane Kerans on 4:14 PM

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As we all know, Heineken is the best beer ever invented. For no reason at all, I've decided to make a quick collection of some of my favorite Heineken ads. They're pretty funny.













This one's not even Heineken.. but I just saw it and it's pretty funny.

Don't Pass the Gas

By Lane Kerans on 3:55 PM

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Man stabbed after passing gas

April 9, 2009

By Nick Dean
Staff writer

Flatulence upset a man to the point of assault Tuesday at the Clarion Inn on South Fourth Street.

Juan Antonio Salano Castellano, 35, was sharing a hotel room with four other individuals. At the time of the crime, one roommate was showering and two were outside on their cell phones.

While eating in the hotel room with another man, Castellano passed gas. The flatulent act enraged the man, who threw a large kitchen knife across the room, Waco police said. The hurled knife cut Castellano on his leg.

The man then walked across the hotel room, picked up the kitchen knife and stabbed Castellano in the left side of his chest, the Waco police said.

The other roommates walked in the hotel room to find Castellano had been stabbed and attempted to take him to the nearest emergency room. Once the men realized they weren't aware of the location for the nearest hospital, and an ambulance and police were called.

According to the press release, Castellano was transported from the hotel by East Texas Medical Center to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center.

Hillcrest Hospital has no records of the victim's hospital visit Tuesday. The victim had not been to the hospital since 2008, a Hillcrest Hospital representative said.

Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, was arrested in the hotel room and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The charge carries a minimum prison sentence of 2 years and a maximum of 20 years and a fine not to exceed $10,000.

Ramirez is being held at the McLennan County Jail in lieu of $15,000 bail.

The jail is also holding Ramirez because of an immigration detainer. As of mid-day Wednesday Ramirez had not posted bail.

Skate This!!!

By Lane Kerans on 12:29 AM

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I just got a new Zipzinger!! It's amazing.


If you don't have one, get one... There is no reason to spend your money on gas. Period...

Anyway, I posted up this video a few months ago but I feel like putting it up again. This is our promo. Check it out!!!

Message from the Future

By Lane Kerans on 3:24 PM

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I received a very disturbing instant message this afternoon on AIM, and I believe that it is a message from the future. I've decided to post it up online to warn everyone of what is to come.

I must first warn you though, that this message is incredibly discomforting. Some may not be able to handle reading it. If this were a movie, it would be rated 'R', possibly NC-17, so continue at your own will...



Since receiving it, I have analyzed the message and have come to a possible conclusion as to what it means. First of all, robots are going to revolt against us and enslave mankind. That's not too much of a surprise though, we knew that already. That was foretold by the writers and producers of 'Terminator' many years ago... Second, just as I suspected, robots really do have feelings. The robot stated in the message that he was sad because he was unable to enslave humans. Every time in the past when I've dropped my phone or something, I always felt really bad, as if I've caused it pain. Now I know for a fact that I was right...

The last part of the message is the scariest and the most important. I know that because the letters are capitalized!! In robot language, capital letters indicate yelling. So what is it saying??? I first had to look up the definition of 'downtrodden':



Obviously we're dealing with older robots, more obsolete robots. Robots that we believe to be unusable in this day and age. Like toasters, and VCRS.... They're coming together and are going to get us!

How can we stop this from happening? It's simple.

STOP BUYING NEW SHIT THAT YOU DON'T NEED!!!!! Why get a $3,000 HDTV when you can't even afford basic cable afterwards? Why get a cell phone that can do absolutely everything when you really only need it for phone calls? Do you really need to check your Myspace and Facebook everywhere you go? If you answer yes to that, you probably don't have many places to go anyway, and you can just sit at home and use you computer...

Save your money!! Do epic shit!!! Be nice to your VCRs!!! Don't bow down to the newest latest hottest gadget that you think you need to live because really, it's actually completely unessecary to life. The robots will revolt and get us later. This is a warning, and now you know how to stop it from happening!!!!