Really?

By Lane Kerans on 2:45 AM

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Chyah Brah!!!

By Lane Kerans on 2:37 AM

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oh my god.

By Lane Kerans on 7:59 PM

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The Coke Lab

By Lane Kerans on 4:30 PM

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"Happy fucking thanksgiving from all of us at the coke lab!!"

Why I Was Late to Work (10 Photoshopped excuses)

By Lane Kerans on 3:34 PM

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Hip to be Square!

By Lane Kerans on 9:24 PM

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Rapping (also known as emceeing, spitting bars, or just rhyming) is the rhythmic spoken delivery of rhymes, wordplay, and poetry. It's fashionable, trendy, and a primary ingredient in 'Hip Hop' music (which these days is ALLLLL THE RAGE). Rapping can be delivered over a beat or without accompaniment, and both ways are just fantastic. Contrary to popular belief, the stylish phenomenon actually predates hip hop culture by centuries!! It's true, people were groovin', jivin' and hip hoppin' to the beat before Kanye was even born!! Below I've posted some rap music videos that I remember from back when I was a kid. It's important to know your roots when trying to live a 'thug life'!! Please enjoy the vids and thanks for checkin' in here at the Truckug Chronicles, I'm sure that after reading this post you probably wont come back.. haah .ha hah haa h..





I'm so Happy :)

By Lane Kerans on 1:24 PM

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Note to Self

By Lane Kerans on 11:14 PM

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Lesson learned...

Sin City

By Lane Kerans on 9:56 PM

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By the Beard of Zuess!

By Lane Kerans on 3:31 AM

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I remember Mark when he was just a little baby... Skating around Sunnyvale Park with a goofy grin on his face and on a board that was wayyy too big for him, always asking everyone if they wanted to play him flat ground SKATE. He was like two feet tall and sounded like a chipmunk when he spoke but whenever someone accepted to play against him, he would always win!! It was annoying hahaha. Little bastard.... Anyway, look at him now!! He's all grown up and he's killin it!!

Truckug'd

By Lane Kerans on 1:41 AM

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I've been pretty busy lately ans haven't had the time to update The Truckug Chronicles. I'm currently in the process of moving into a new place and haven't had internet access at all. I'm surprised I even have it now. Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive and that there will be a real update soon!!

Cocaine Country

By Lane Kerans on 3:59 AM

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Drug found on 90% of U.S. Bills



If you live in the United States or Canada, chances are you have cocaine in your wallet. Nearly nine out of ten bills circulating in the U.S. and its northern neighbor are tainted with cocaine, according to what's being called the most definitive research to date on the subject.



What's more, researchers were surprised to find hints that more Americans are using the illegal drug, said study leader Yuegang Zuo of the University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth.

In a similar study by the same team in 2007, 67 percent of U.S. bills were found to be tainted with cocaine. The new study puts the percentage at 85 to 95—a jump of roughly 20 percent, Zuo said.

The drug gets on paper money during drug transactions and when people roll bills to snort cocaine powder, Zuo said.

Stress spurred by the worldwide financial crisis may be driving people to abuse cocaine, one of the most common illegal drugs in the world, Zuo said in a phone interview.

The new findings could "help raise public awareness about cocaine use and lead to greater emphasis on curbing its abuse," Zuo said in a follow-up email.

Cocaine Country

Part of the reason the new study is so complete, Zuo said, is because the team used new equipment, a gas chromatograph-mass spectrometer, which doesn't ruin the money—allowing the scientists to test more bills without breaking the bank.

The team collected banknotes from the Brazil, Canada, the U.S., China, and Japan.

With 5.8 million people having used the drug at least once in 2007, the U.S. is the world's biggest cocaine market, according to the 2009 UN World Drug Report.

Perhaps not surprisingly, then, the U.S.—along with Canada—had the highest percentage of cocaine-permeated bills in the study.

Of the 234 U.S. bills collected in 17 large and small cities, nearly 90 percent had traces of cocaine, especially in larger cities such as Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit. Ninety-five percent of the dollars found in Washington, D.C., had cocaine embedded in their fibers—among the highest in the study.

In keeping with their reputations for having relatively low rates of cocaine use, China and Japan yielded bills with relatively low levels of cocaine contamination.

Asian drug-taking practices could conceivably be partly responsible for the lower percentages of cocaine-tainted bills. Zuo doesn't know, for example, whether Asian cocaine users inhale through rolled bills as many Western users do.

"It is for sure that drug abuse in different countries and regions has different use patterns which may affect cocaine contamination on money," he said via email.

Regardless of where you live, though, there's little chance of getting buzzed off your bills, Zuo said. Even in the U.S. and Canada, the concentrations are simply too small.

(See pictures of cocaine-cultivating country in National Geographic magazine.)



Original story written by Christine Dell'Amore
National Geographic News

Hahaha Sting...

By Lane Kerans on 11:30 AM

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Cuba's 'Crappy' Crisis

By Lane Kerans on 12:53 AM

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Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper

Cuba, known for its abundance of vintage American automobiles, baseball players and Buena Vista Social Clubs, has found itself in the middle of full-blown Cuban Toilet Paper Crisis.

The state-run company that manufactures the country's T.P. supply, Cimex, said they are currently unable to produce or import enough raw materials to make more toilet paper
until at least December. "The corporation has taken all the steps so that at the end of the year there will be an important importation of toilet paper," said a Cimex spokesperson.

Meanwhile, President Raul Castro announced budget cuts last week that slashed imports by 20 percent. That, combined with the raw materials shortage, has led to the rapid disappearance of toilet paper from store shelves. Until more supplies are produced, citizens are encouraged to conserve toilet paper by tearing off fewer squares, switching from two-ply to one-ply or using cigar wrappers.


Original article found at asylum.com




I think that the real question on everyone's mind over there should be...


Jah Crew

By Lane Kerans on 12:42 AM

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Reggae was so much fun this year!! Most amazing weekend ever!!!

Unfortunately I forgot to charge my camera before we left so I wasn't able to take any pictures myself, but I've collected some pictures that were taken by other people in our group and have posted them up.

Reggae Rising 2009!!!


























Photo credits Jessica, Valerie and Courtney





Here's a few videos from Reggae '09 that I found on YouTube.







Reggae is on the Rising

By Lane Kerans on 1:05 PM

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We're heading out to Reggae today!!! This will be my third year going and it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm pretty busy right now getting everything all together but I just wanted to post something up before I leave. If you're an 'OG' reader of The Truckug Chronicles, you probably remember my post about Reggae last year. For all of you that aren't though, here's the link!! I'll get some pictures and stuff up from this year when I get back next week. Happy Reggae!!!!

Dumb Things Done Fast

By Lane Kerans on 12:04 AM

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People need to relax!!

Letter to a Bone

By Lane Kerans on 4:10 AM

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Dear Boner,


I love you dood.

From: Lane

How to Fail a DUI Test

By Lane Kerans on 5:09 PM

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Hahahaha awesome.

How To Secretly Enjoy Your Harry Potter Books

By Lane Kerans on 11:58 PM

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So the new Harry Potter movie was released a little less than week ago and it has already broken numerous box office records. It's already considered to be the best movie of the year!! The critics loved it, your family loved it, your friends loved it, EVERYONE loved it.... but you don't care. You're "not really that into" Harry Potter, right?

Well that's BULLSHIT!! It doesn't matter who you are. You know you love Harry Potter. The books were the best books you've ever read in your life and you can't wait until the day you can read them again. You probably still have the whole series just stashed away at your parents house or something. Everyone loves Harry Potter no matter how embarrassed they are to admit it. Am I right?

Don't worry, you don't have to answer. A lot of people feel the same way. Well we here at The Truckug Chronicles came up with a solution!!!! Just add one of these book covers to whichever Harry Potter book you want, and then you can read it anywhere!!!!





1. front cover
1. back cover

2. front cover
2. back cover

3. front cover
3. back cover

4. front cover
4. back cover



5. front cover5. back cover




You will soon be endulging your mind in a fantasy world of wizardry and magic, but to everyone else you'll look like a complete badass!!! Please choose your cover accordingly. Enjoy your book!!!!