I received a very disturbing instant message this afternoon on AIM, and I believe that it is a message from the future. I've decided to post it up online to warn everyone of what is to come.

I must first warn you though, that this message is incredibly discomforting. Some may not be able to handle reading it. If this were a movie, it would be rated 'R', possibly NC-17, so continue at your own will...



Since receiving it, I have analyzed the message and have come to a possible conclusion as to what it means. First of all, robots are going to revolt against us and enslave mankind. That's not too much of a surprise though, we knew that already. That was foretold by the writers and producers of 'Terminator' many years ago... Second, just as I suspected, robots really do have feelings. The robot stated in the message that he was sad because he was unable to enslave humans. Every time in the past when I've dropped my phone or something, I always felt really bad, as if I've caused it pain. Now I know for a fact that I was right...

The last part of the message is the scariest and the most important. I know that because the letters are capitalized!! In robot language, capital letters indicate yelling. So what is it saying??? I first had to look up the definition of 'downtrodden':



Obviously we're dealing with older robots, more obsolete robots. Robots that we believe to be unusable in this day and age. Like toasters, and VCRS.... They're coming together and are going to get us!

How can we stop this from happening? It's simple.

STOP BUYING NEW SHIT THAT YOU DON'T NEED!!!!! Why get a $3,000 HDTV when you can't even afford basic cable afterwards? Why get a cell phone that can do absolutely everything when you really only need it for phone calls? Do you really need to check your Myspace and Facebook everywhere you go? If you answer yes to that, you probably don't have many places to go anyway, and you can just sit at home and use you computer...

Save your money!! Do epic shit!!! Be nice to your VCRs!!! Don't bow down to the newest latest hottest gadget that you think you need to live because really, it's actually completely unessecary to life. The robots will revolt and get us later. This is a warning, and now you know how to stop it from happening!!!!