Double Pits to Chesty

By Lane Kerans on 12:38 PM

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Did you know that popular reality TV star Ryan Sheckler is ALSO a pro skateboarder!!? That's right!! After a long days work of bitching and moaning about life on his hit tv show "Life of Ryan", he goes out and rides some wood...... and then after that finally goes skateboarding!!!!

If you're a fan of Ryan Sheckler you're probably not a fan of skateboarding, so I'm including a list of all his sponsors below. Everyone knows that the more sponsors someone has the more fabulous they really are!!!


Ryan's Super Sponsor List:

-Plan B skateboards
-Bones Wheels
-FKD bearings
-Volcom clothing
-Red Bull energy drink
-Active Rideshop
-Panasonic electronics
-Etnies flip flops/slippers
-Nixon bracelets
-Oakley swim goggles
-Proactiv acne medication
-Axe body spray
-Kit-Kat bars
-Chia Pets
-Play-doh


Isn't it amazing how much free shit you can get just by selling your soul to The Man?

Anyway, check out some of his new promo videos for Axe body spray........

Click on this link to see the video that I really want you to see. I haven't figured out how to post flash videos on here yet so all I can do is link it.

And here's one more...



Ok, so I really can't be serious anymore. what the fuck!?!?!Double Pits to Chesty??? This is so dumb!! I'm sorry but it just seems like he's not even a real person. It's a joke just like this whole post is. I mean he is really good at skateboarding and stuff so don't get me wrong, but I just can't believe anyone would be willing to sell themselves out so easily. It's fucking retarded.

If I were to ever be in a deodorant commercial, it would at least have to be this one...



Well, I can't believe I just spent time writing a blog about Ryan Sheckler. I had to google up images of him and stuff.. that sucked. I must be bored or something so I'm just gonna end this here.

Don't forget to follow The Sheckster on Twitter!! (Fake Sheckler) https://www.twitter.com/ImRyanSheckler

1 comments for this post

he's sad because his mom bangs all of his skate friends.



fuck sheckler.

Posted on July 17, 2009 at 11:08 PM