Holiday Armageddon

By Lane Kerans on 11:56 AM

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During an archaeological expedition to the north pole, a team of archaeologists and scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between two blood-curdling legends. Soon, the team realizes that only one species can win..... LIVE BROADCAST!!

THIS CHRISTMAS!!!!

Let's meet our contenders:

Name: Jesus "Hellraiser" Christ

Height: 5' 9"

Weight: 140 lbs.

Skills: Speed running, agility, purple belt in Kung Fu, ability to walk on water, killer charisma

Name: Santa "Bellybuster" Clause

Height: 6' 0"

Weight: 230 lbs.

Skills: Flexiblity, balance, ability to transform into Tim Allen, green belt in Ju Jitsu


WHO WILL PREVAIL?? JESUS VS. SANTA... DON'T MISS THE FINAL BATTLE THAT TAKES PLACE DECEMBER 25th!!

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