BREAKING NEWS:

Even in the stickiest of situations, Batman has never given up on Gotham City. From his battle with The Scarecrow in "Batman begins" to his war with The Joker in "The Dark Knight," he has worked so hard to make that city the fine place that it is today.

Due to the present financial crisis in our economy, Gotham City officials tragically had to let Batman go. With all the paycheck cuts and the city taxes, they couldn't afford to have him working anymore.

In brighter news, they were able to find a replacement super hero that's willing to work for minimum wage. His identity has not yet been released to the public, but rumor has it he will be starting work the first of January '09.

And if you haven't been able to tell yet, I am very bored right now. Have a good day.