NEED BEER???
Don't know who to call?
Don't know who to call?
Call The Beer Buddies!!!!
Established in 2009, The Beer Buddies is a small enterprise designed to help underage drinkers obtain their alcoholic beverages and get their fix!!!! Just call one of our honorable Beer Buddies, give them some money, then they'll get you you're beer!!!
In the photograph above you'll find each of the buddies available in your area. On the left you'll see Tyler the Obtainer, who's known for his quick beer pong reflexes and his speedy runs to the liquor store. In the middle you'll see Kevin the Acquirer, who's known for his vast knowledge of fine wines and his amazing ability to talk you out of buying what you originally wanted, and then just getting a bunch of pie ingredients. And on the right, Boner, who's widely known for his ability to drink........ it's astonishing.
So give us a call!!!! 1-800-IM-BORED
This is a completely fake company and I almost feel bad making a joke about it.
Photo creds go to Dr3wzy. Click here!!
In the photograph above you'll find each of the buddies available in your area. On the left you'll see Tyler the Obtainer, who's known for his quick beer pong reflexes and his speedy runs to the liquor store. In the middle you'll see Kevin the Acquirer, who's known for his vast knowledge of fine wines and his amazing ability to talk you out of buying what you originally wanted, and then just getting a bunch of pie ingredients. And on the right, Boner, who's widely known for his ability to drink........ it's astonishing.
So give us a call!!!! 1-800-IM-BORED
This is a completely fake company and I almost feel bad making a joke about it.
Photo creds go to Dr3wzy. Click here!!
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